If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.

comedydoctor18:

thefuckingimpala:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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This post finally died I see. 

it’s funny cuz it’s true! XD

(Source: wintersouljaa)

"Red- We need to talk. Immediately."
morpheusdavol

whitefireassassin:

morpheusdavol:

whitefireassassin:

morpheusdavol:

whitefireassassin:

"Oh, h-hi! ..What, what’s wrong?"

"Pull down your collar." He commented from his chair his hand resting on his chin, his eyes staring intently at her. "Now."

She furrowed her brows a little, looking slightly nervous as her hands subconciously reached for her sweater’s collar. “Why..?”

"Do it." He commanded, drumming his fingers on the chair arm, his voice not the usual light hearted one but now commanding and dominant. "Or I’ll do it myself."

She hesitated, a feeling of pride as well as fear briefly passing through her because of his tone, but she kept control of herself and sighed, rolling down the turtleneck. “Alright, it’s done,” she exhaled.

Voltur examined her neck from afar a thin line that looked scarred was there- it wasn’t there before so this confirmed his reports.

"Why didn’t you tell me?" He asked sulking into his seat his voice sighing. "Who did this?" He asked immediately after It.

hero-of-ink:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

That might be the funniest break up scene ever lol

(Source: theprincethrone)

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad


Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”
So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

causeallidoisdance:

no-this-is-jarod:

they got mad

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

So I’d be angry too if people kept this shit up every single year.

bluejaysaremagic:

spoopytobio:

cool tips for having fun during october:

  • dont post screamers
  • dont post popups
  • dont post anything that could cause panic/anxiety attacks
  • dont be a d*ck

The spook is fun but that is not spook. That is not fun for anyone.



Song: Still. Not. Bitten. Bitch.
Plays: 12,025

badclem:

Excerpt from an interview with Melissa Hutchison, voice of Clementine.

At 1:08:57, Melissa Hutchison is asked what Clementine’s catchphrase would be while she kills zombies and replies with a badass one-liner in-character.

http://www.filmdispenser.com/22-melissa-hutchison-clementine-interview-fun/

in-the-lighthouse:

lostlegendaerie:

tiardistewart:

"Someone out there who thinks hunting is a "sport" ..explain this to me. A dead doe. A baby clinging to her not yet cold body. Explain how this exhilarates you. And how you have a god given right to to kill, because its fun."-Ilse Singer

ok i’m gonna throw some facts down on this post; this is NOT the image of hunting.
first of all, deer hunting is done generally around the fall or winter around their breeding season - as in, all the deer are fully grown. all of them. forget everything you know about bambi, by the time the first snow fell bambi would be a young buck probably fighting other deer for a shot at fucking his own mother.
second of all, hunters don’t just hunt because it’s ‘fun.’ deer are hunted - and under very, very strict limits and guidelines that are something like one doe or two bucks per year per hunter, but it varies by state - because we have usually driven out all their natural predators. if a deer population gets too high, deer start getting sick and starve to death. Not to mention how a deep overpopulation will affect the other animals.
if you want number crunching, check websites for your local department of natural resources, fish and wildlife, etc.

TELL IT

in-the-lighthouse:

lostlegendaerie:

tiardistewart:

"Someone out there who thinks hunting is a "sport" ..explain this to me. A dead doe. A baby clinging to her not yet cold body. Explain how this exhilarates you. And how you have a god given right to to kill, because its fun."
-Ilse Singer

ok i’m gonna throw some facts down on this post; this is NOT the image of hunting.

first of all, deer hunting is done generally around the fall or winter around their breeding season - as in, all the deer are fully grown. all of them. forget everything you know about bambi, by the time the first snow fell bambi would be a young buck probably fighting other deer for a shot at fucking his own mother.

second of all, hunters don’t just hunt because it’s ‘fun.’ deer are hunted - and under very, very strict limits and guidelines that are something like one doe or two bucks per year per hunter, but it varies by state - because we have usually driven out all their natural predators. if a deer population gets too high, deer start getting sick and starve to death. Not to mention how a deep overpopulation will affect the other animals.

if you want number crunching, check websites for your local department of natural resources, fish and wildlife, etc.

TELL IT

ask-slender-woman:

hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he would be wearing it on my bed all night  #sweet Zalgo

(Source: ihyperbolize)

Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore